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WWE To Ruin Your Interest in Fan-Hosted Wrestling Podcasts

World Wrestling Entertainment :: News :: Date: August 22nd, 2019

According to WrestlingNewsSource.com, WWE and Endeavor Audio are going to be joining forces to bring officially branded wrestling podcasts to WWE.

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In a press release I've made up in my head, a representative said "fuck those XXXL t-shirt wearing virgins who sit in their basement talking about wrestling. We're going to have fucking Stone Cold on our network interviewing real wrestlers. Get wrecked, nerds."

Yes, it's a sad state for pro wrestling's freedom of speech because you know there's no way anyone's going to get away with saying anything on these podcasts. But that's the way the cookie crumbles, fucko. You should have known this was coming when the media started sensationalizing Conan's arrival to the podcast world.

If this news upsets you, take solice in the fact that there are no good wrestling podcasts.

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