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Zelina Vega Just Cured Coronavirus

World Wrestling Entertainment :: Date: March 23rd, 2020

Good news, everyone! Coronavirus is cured!

That's right. Zelina Vega, that one whore who follows around that one midcarder whose matches are always a good chance to go make some pizza bagels, has taken to the Twitter to give her thoughts on this whole pandemic.


Holy shit. She did it. She fucking cured coronavirus. Thank God. Because nobody's come to Twitter with any comments like this one.

Thank you, you generic fucking dunce. You fucking saved everyone. Now I can rub my eyes and sneeze on my friends. You fucking changed everything. You dumb bitch. Holy shit. Shut the fuck up. Get the fuck off my screen. I hate you. You suck. Shut up.

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