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Braun Strowman is a Douche

World Wrestling Entertainment :: Date: March 20th, 2020

I was already aware that Braun Strowman had the charisma of a wet diaper and the wrestling ability of a cum puddle, but now he's showing that in addition to all these things, he's also a gigantic piece of human garbage.

Here's the deal. Evil Uno of AEW posted on Instagram, asking people to support indy wrestlers who aren't signed to any promotions so that they can afford food and their rent. Considering they can't take any bookings and can't make any money, this is totally reasonable. I have full empathy for them. I've made jokes on HumanRaccoon.com about the virus, but I don't actually want to see anyone's lives be turned upside-down by this shit. It's all just trying to make comedy and fun out of something very serious and awful, because that's what I do.

Well. Here's what Braun Strowman had to say...

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Yes. This baby-faced, MAGA hat wearing chucklefuck actually said this about human beings. That they should just man the fuck up and get jobs... when their jobs just shut down, and so are pretty much every other one right now. How the fuck is someone supposed to get another job?

This roided out, formerly-fat shithead who only grew a giant beard to hide the fact that he looks like a literal infant doesn't give a fuck about anybody. Fuck this guy. Seriously. It's crazy to me that a guy who's entire career was made on the backs of Bray Wyatt and Roman Reigns would take any sort of "self made" stance. What an absolute cock. Fuck Braun Strowman.

...and by the way, this article got me blocked by Braun Strowman!

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