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Becky Lynch Confirmed as a Heterosexual

World Wrestling Entertainment :: News :: Date: August 22nd, 2019

In a bout of news that should shock and disgust everyone who reads it, apparently Becky Lynch is not a lesbian. This news came about with her engagement to Seth Rollins, a male man with a penis.

Instead of doing anything productive with their time, Becky and Seth spent the day having missionary position intercourse at the beach while some poor cuck took photos of Seth's nasty hairy chest being rubbed by Becky's grubby little hands.

I for one just hope it's not true.

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